Fairly Symmetrical

So this is my new web page. It's table-free, and translucent, and a bit more creative
than my last one. I hope you like it. None of the links work yet because this is a mock-up.
Also, god help you if you're using something that's not CSS compliant cough*Netscape*cough,
because I'm not going to be bothered trying to make the page look pretty in it. It should be
readable, but that's all you get.