Sometimes spam is strange…
And sometimes it's completely and utterly incomprehensible. Among the other bizarre pieces of spam in my hotmail account today (including two notes from a very nice lady who wants to help me get www.randomtree.org listed in more search engines… she's so kind) was a truly bizarre rambling, crazed note. Click [more…] to read the whole thing.
I just scanned it, but it does raise interesting questions. Like what is Makail Gorbashev doing in a base in LA? How can a chip implanted in your hand or your forehead track your purchases? Who the hell is "Makail Gorbashev" anyway? Do chimpanzees have navel lint? Anyway, I found it briefly entertaining and decided to share.
In other news, Jenny and I turned in the paperwork for the apartment we're moving to in August. Both of us are a little ambivalent about the move -- we like the Central West End so much that it's a huge counter-argument to moving out. Hopefully the neighborhood in U. City will be fun as well. If not, I suppose we can always drive the 10 minutes to the CWE. :)
From : "It's me.." <email@example.com> To : <firstname.lastname@example.org> Subject : Breaking News…. Date : Wed, 5 Jun 2002 06:29:05 +0000 THE TROJAN HORSE… "Ignoring this won't make it go away" DID YOU KNOW,.. … THERE ARE CURRENTLY OVER 2 MILLION U.N. TROOPS (UNITED NATIONS; WHOSE GOAL IS TO CREATE A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT) STATIONED IN THE U.S. AND THEY HAVE FULLY STOCKED ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT STORAGE FACILITIES WITH WEAPONS AND SUPPLIES. … A COMPUTER CHIP MANUFACTURER, HAS MASS PRODUCED MILLIONS AND ACTUALLY IMPLANTED A FEW PERSONAL RECOGNITION/TRACKING CHIPS (A.K.A THE MARK OF THE BEAST) INTO LUKIMIA AND OTHER MEDICAL PATIENTS TO TRACK THEIR WAREABOUTS. THEY CAN STORE ALL YOUR PERSONNAL INFORMATION ON THIS CHIP, USE IT AS A CREDIT CARD , AND MONITOR WHAT YOU BUY OR SELL. NOT TO MENTION THAT THE CHIP (WHICH THEY WOULD PLACE IN YOUR HAND, OR FOREHEAD, IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE) CAN BE TRACKED TO OVER 200 FEET UNDER THE EARTH'S SURFACE. REVELATIONS CH. 13 VERSE 16&17- "AND HE CAUSETH ALL, BOTH SMALL AND GREAT, RICH AND POOR, FREE AND BOND, TO RECEIVE A MARK IN THE RIGHT HAND, OR IN THEIR FOREHEADS: AND THAT NO MAN MIGHT BUY OR SELL, SAVE HE THAT HAVE THE MARK." REVELATIONS CH.14 VERSE 9 -" AND THE THIRD ANGEL FOLLOWED THEM, SAYING WITH A LOUD VOICE, IF ANY MAN WORSHIP THE BEAST AND HIS IMAGE, AND RECEIVE HIS MARK IN HIS FOREHEAD, OR IN HIS HAND, THE SAME SHALL DRINK OF THE WINE OF THE WRATH OF GOD, WHICH IS POURED OUT WITHOUT MIXTURE INTO THE CUP OF HIS INDIGNATION; AND HE SHALL BE TORMENTED WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE HOLY ANGELS, AND IN THE PRESENCE OF THE LAMB: AND THE SMOKE OF THEIR TORMENT ASCENDETH UP FOR EVER AND EVER: AND THEY HAVE NO REST DAY NOR NIGHT, WHO WORSHIP THE BEAST AND HIS IMAGE, AND WHOSOEVER RECEIVETH THE MARK OF HIS NAME." HOWEVER- THOSE WHO REFUSE TO RECEIVE THE MARK OF THE BEAST, AND PROFESS THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOUR, WOULD NOT BE ABLE BUY OR SELL; AND WILL PROBABLY BE BEHEADED AND/OR SKINNED ALIVE, AND SACRIFICE WITH THEIR OWN BLOOD. THE POINT HERE IS VERY SIMPLE, WHEN JESUS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR COMES, HE WILL TAKE HIS BRIDE TO HEAVEN WITH HIM AND THE HOLY SPIRIT(UNTIL THAT WHICH RESTRAINS IS TAKEN AWAY - THIS WORLD WILL BECOME AN INSTANT NIGHTMARE) , AT PRECISELY THE SAME TIME THE NUKES START THEIR DESCENT TO EARTH. MOST LIKELY TOWARDS THE UNITED STATES COASTLINE FROM RUSSIAN SUBMARINES. GET TO KNOW THE LORD; CONFESS YOUR LIFE'S SHORTFALLS (SINS) TO HIM, GET TO KNOW HIS LOVING AND MERCIFULL NATURE. LOVE GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, ALL YOUR SOUL AND WITH ALL YOUR MIND . JESUS SAYS " I AM THE RESURRECTION, AND THE LIFE: HE THAT BELIEVETH IN ME, THOUGH HE WERE DEAD, YET SHALL HE LIVE: AND WHOSOEVER LIVETH AND BELIEVETH IN ME SHALL NEVER DIE. BELIEVEST THOU THIS ? " MATTHEW CH.6 VERSE 31-33 Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things. But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you. The bible (GOD'S WORD) says in ACTS 4 verse 10 "…. be it known to all of you,and to all the people of Israel, that in the name of JESUS CHRIST, the Nazarene, whom you crucified, whom GOD raised from the dead, in him does does this man (Peter) stand before you strong and well. (VERSE 11) For he (JESUS) is the Stone, cast aside by you builders, which has become the head of the stone of the Corner. (VERSE 12) There is no salvation in any other, for there is NO OTHER NAME under heaven given among men, in which we must be saved." WHEN WILL THIS ALL HAPPEN, WELL LETS JUST SAY…. BELIEVE AND REPENT UNTO THE LORD, AND PRAY THAT YOU SEE THE MUSHROOM CLOUDS AS YOU ARE ASCENDING WITH HIM INTO HEAVEN; INSTED OF BEING LEFT TO WATCH THE FIERY TAILS OF THE ROCKETS ON THEIR DESCENT FROM THE GROUND OR FROM YOUR TELEVISION.AND WHATEVER YOU DO , DON'T TAKE THE MARK WHICH MEANS A BUMMER DEAL; A SHORT LIFE HERE VERSES A NIGHTMARE ETERNITY THERE. DON'T BE DECIEVED, ONCE YOU TAKE THE MARK ( WHICH MIGHT BE A BIOCHIP ) ETERNITY IS SET AT THAT POINT ( THERE IS NO TURNING BACK ONCE YOU TAKE THE MARK ) KEEP CHECKING YOUR RIGHT HAND FOR ANY SCARS. **NOTE** THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS DISPROVE THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION. EVERYTHING GOES FROM A STATE OF ORDER TO A STATE OF DISORDER, AND TO BELIEVE EVOLUTION YOU HAVE TO DENY REALITY. THERMODYNAMICS ARE THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF PHYSICAL LAWS, THE BREAKINGS AND BUILDINGS OF MOLECULAR STRUCTURES. LOOK AT AT THE BIG BANG, WHAT DID THE BIG BANG EVOLVE FROM ? NOTHING, RIGHT. IT DIDN'T EVOLVE, IT JUST HAPPENED, AND THAT'S THE FOUNDING THEORY OF EVOLUTION, A HYPOCRACY. THE TRUTH IS THAT SOMEONE (GOD), LOVED US ENOUGH TO CREATE US OUT OF NOTHING. THE SMALLEST LIVING ORGANISISM IS 1 CELL, THE NEXT LARGEST SIZE IS 49 CELLS (BOTH HAVE AN EXTREMELY COMPLEX DNA STRUCTURE, 7X7 A MULTIPLE OF PRIME NUMBERS, NOT AN EVOLUTIONATY "ONE SPLITS INTO TWO" SYSTEM). THE LATEST RESEARCH IN MOLECULAR PHYSICS HAS COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (APPROXIMATLY 10 TO THE 34th POWER) JEWLS (POWER UNIT) NEEDS TO BE INPUTED INTO THE WHOLE UNVERSE EVERY SECOND TO KEEP IT FROM FALLING COMPLETELY APART. THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS ENERGY COME S FROM BUT (--- THIS IS ENOUGH ENERGY TO LIGHT NEW YORK CITY FOR 200 YEARS --) THIS IS PART OF THE WILL OF GOD- PLAIN AND SIMPLE-. THE WORD SAYS IF HE WOULD TAKE HIS EYES OFF THIS WORLD FOR A SECOND , IT WOULD BE GONE. WE SHOULD ALL BE ETERNALLY THANKFUL TO HIM, BECAUSE THAT WHICH HE CREATED HE CAN DESTROY. DON'T YOU NOTICE HOW MUCH EASIER IS IT TO DESTROY OLD THINGS THAN TO BUILD OR CREATE NEW ONES, AND IF THE WORLD WAS CREATED IN A "BANG" HOW MUCH FASTER CAN IN BE DESTROYED. REVELATIONS CH.3 VERSE.3 " Remember therefore how thou hast received and didst hear; and keep it, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee." THE LEVIATHAN, WHAT CAN IT BE, BUT A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE !!! PRAISE THE LORD, SERVE THE LORD WITH FEAR, AND REJOICE WITH TREMBLING… PSALMS CH.1 VERSE. 11 LOOK IN JOB CH.41 "BE A KING OVER THE CHILDREN OF PRIDE" WHO? THE U.S…. READ "His flesh cleave together cast hard on him not he can be moved." NOW THINK ABOUT THE HULL OF A SUBMARINE, SHEETS OF METAL WELDED TOGETHER. VERSE 15-19: " His back has rows of shields tightly sealed together; (2 rows of 12 missle silos,24 total) (16.) One is so near to another, that no air can come between them. ( 17.) They are joined one to another, they stick together, that they cannot be sundered. (18.) His snorting throws out flashes of light; his eyes are like the rays of dawn. (19.) Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out. " NOTE -*sundered*- (DIVIDED OR SEPARATED) IF YOU LOOK AT SUBMARINE AS IT'S ABOUT TO LAUNCH, YOU CAN SEE THE LAUNCH HATCHES OPPENING UP (EYELIDS); SNEEZING FLASH FORTH LIGHT- IS A LAUNCH, MISSILES BEING LAUNCHED (FLASH/LIGHT). SAME WITH MOUTH/ BURNING TORCHES; MISSLES. IF YOU DID NOT KNOW, IRAN HAS 2 RUSSIAN WORM DRIVE STEALTH SUBMARINES, TWO ROWS OF TWELVE LAUNCH PORTS (24 LAUNCH PORTS TOTAL… .NOW, EACH NUCLEAR MISSLE CAN SPLIT INTO TEN SEPERATE 10 MEGATON NUCLEAR WAREHEADS; 10 WARHEADS TOTAL PER MISSLE, 240 PER SUBMARINE; 240 DIFFERENT POSIBLE TARGETS ATTAINABLE). BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. THEY ARE THE LATEST THING IN MISSLE TECHNOLOGY, FIFTEEN MINUTES FROM LAUNCH TO FIRST MUSHROOM CLOUD, WITH 240 MUSHROOM CLOUDS FOLLOWING IN THE MINUTES AFTER.. OH ,BY THE WAY, CLINTON SIGNED INTO LAW THAT WE CAN'T LAUNCH A COUNTERSTRIKE UNTIL THE FIRST MISSLE HITS OUR SOIL --IT WILL BE WAY TO LATE BY THEN … NOW, THERE IS A CONVENIENT DISARMING OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS TREATY SIGNED BY THE U.S. AND RUSSIA. THE THOUSANDS OF NUKES DISARMED WILL STILL BE A SUCCESS, EVEN IF A FEW ARE UNACCOUNTED FOR. OH WAIT, A BUNCH ARE ALREADY UNACCOUNTED FOR, NOT TO MENTION THAT COUNTRIES LIKE INDIA AND PAKISTAN HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS, AND PROBABLY NORTH KOREA, IRAQ, CHINA, AND ENGLAND. WAIT, I ALMOST FORGOT THAT THERE WERE 119 SUITCASE SIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS SOLD BY THE GEORGIAN GOVERNMENT (ROGUE RUSSIAN REPUBLIC), AND RECENTLY 65 NUCLEAR SUITCASE BOMBS WERE STOLEN FROM A TEXAS MILITARY BASE. DID I MENTION THAT THERE ARE ARTILLERY NUCLEAR WEAPONS, NOT TO MENTION THAT A NUCLEAR HAND GRANADE IS VERY EASY TO MAKE WITH TODAY'S TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES. I HOPE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE FOR THIS EXHIBITION, I SURE DON'T. HERE IS THE GOOD NEWS, GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO ENDURE THIS EITHER, OTHERWISE HE WOULD NOT BE SUCH A LOVING, AND MERCIFLY FORGIVING FATHER. NOW, LET ME ASK YOU, IS IT POSSIBLE TO THANK GOD FOR HIS LOVING KINDNESS WITHOUT PASSING YOUR LOVE AND MERCY ONTO THE PEOPLE THAT YOU ENCOUNTER IN YOUR EVERYDAY STRUGGLES. AFTER ALL, IN MOST CASES WE END UP FINDING OUT THAT THEY ARE STRUGGLING WITH LIFE AS WELL. YET, LIFE IS SUPPOSE TO BE A STRUGGLE, HOW ELSE WILL YOU BUILD FAITH IN GOD? HOW ELSE CAN HE TEACH YOU TO CALL ON HIM TO RAISE ABOVE YOUR STRUGGLES, AND TEACH YOU THE SIMPLE GIFT OF LOVE. LOVE IS LISTENING TO GOD AND OBEYING HIM, FOR HE WROTE HIS COMMANDMENTS IN ALL OF OUR HEARTS, SO WE HAVE NO EXCUSE, BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG. Aka - your consience "HE THAT HATH EARS TO HEAR, LET HIM HEAR." WARS AND RUMORS OF WAR (NUCLEAR) ALL OVER THE NEWS, GETTING KIND CRAZY OUT THERE; DIDN'T JESUS SAY THIS ? Not too sure about what's going on… There is a lot of people saying a lot of things BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUTH… DID YOU KNOW … … IRAN WAS GIVEN TWO NUCLEAR WORM DRIVE (Hunt for THE Red October) SUBMARINES IN THE YEAR 200 (FULLY LOADED WITH THE LATEST MISSLE TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE AT THAT TIME) READ JOB 40 AND 41. "KING OF THE CHILDREN OF PRIDE". … THE RUSSIAN PROVINCE OF GEORGIA SOLD 119 FIVE MEGATON NUCLEAR SUITCASES TO WHOEVEVER HAD MONEY IN 1999 (ARAFAT HAS 2 OF THEM) DON'T KNOW WHERE THE OTHER 117 ARE AT PRESENT… MAKES YOU WONDER I HOPE .. IN 1995, SOMEONE DROVE INTO A TEXAS ARMORY AND CARRIED AWAY 65 NUCLEAR SUITCASE BOMBS - NO ONE SAW ANYTHING -CAN BE SET OFF LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK OR BY A REMOTE SIGNAL FROM A SATELITE TRANSMITTER (I.E. 65 CITIES GO UP IN A MUSHROOM CLOUD WITH A PRESS OF A BUTTON ) HOPE YOUR NOT IN ONE OF THEM. … THERE IS THREE ACTVE RUSSIAN MILITARY BASES IN CALIFORNIA ALONE. HOLOMAN AIRFORCE BASE IN NEW MEXICO IS GERMAN LUFTWAFFE CONTROLED ( JUST FEW DAYS AGO CNN REPORTED LUFTWAFFE FIGHTER JET CRASHING IN THE DESERT OUTSIDE HOLOMAN AIRFORCE BASE).(RUSSIAN BASE IN FLORIDA (FULLY EQUIPPED AND READY TO GO)) GO FOR WHAT ??? ALL THESE ARE UNDER U.N. CONTROL. … OVER 179 BASE CLOSURES IN THE U.S., WITH BARBED WIRE TURNED AROUND TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM GETTING OUT INSTEAD OF KEEPING PEOPLE FROM GETTING IN !!! RAILROAD TRACKS LEADING INTO REFURBISHED GAS CHAMBER BUILDINGS OUTSIDE THE AMERICAN EAST COAST CITIES, MARKED WITH RED AND BLUE DOCKING ZONES (CONCENTRATION STYLE CAMPS) THIS INFO IS IN THE NEW AMERICAN MAGAZINES BUT NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE - BUT THEY CARE ABOUT THE NEW X-BOX GAMES. (MORE WORRIED ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT AND MONEY RATHER THAN THE TRUTH OF WHATS HAPPENING AROUND THEM ). … THE NEW 36 IRIDIUM SATELITE GLOBAL TELECOMMUNICATIONS SYSTEM IS IN PLACE. THEY CAN TRACK ANYONE 200 FEET BELOW THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH WITHIN A MILLIMETER OF THERE LOCATION, SOME PEOPLE THINK THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS TO MONITOR THE GLOBAL POSITIONING CHIP (POSSIBLE MARK OF THE BEAST) IMPLANTED INSIDE YOUR RIGHT HAND OR FOREHEAD. … that CNN just televised a report on the extreme weakness of America's electrical distribution nodes. All anyone has to do is go to the fifteen spots they showed the world on T.V. and destroy those electrical transfer stations and the United States will Go BLACK .. Did they design this on purpose - I hope it makes you wonder …. … RUSSIA HAS JUST FINISHED BUILDING ITS LAST MAJOR UNDERGROUND CITY, NEAR MOSCOW, IN PREPARATION TO HIDE 2/3 OF ITS POPULATION IN WHAT THEY EXPECT TO BE A VERY SOON BREAKOUT OF NUCLEAR WAR. … AND YOU SEE THAT THE WORLD IS CRYING PEACE AND SECURITY, BUT THE BIBLE SAYS "When they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape." … In revelations, the word wormood in the Russian Bible is "CHYRNOBYL" …that the United Nations and the council of Foriegn Relations is all controlled by a group reffered to as the illuminatae.They control just about everything in the world - financial, News ,politicians, etc…To them, the world is over populated which is slowly killing this planet -there goal is to wipe out about 90% of the earths population and create a utopia for themselve's - and I believe they're just about ready to make that move. These are the Big Wigs of the World - seven families out of which ten men are chosen to attend all the meetings ( Revelation - seven heads and ten horn???). ONE OF THEIR FAVORITE GAMES IS WHAT THEY CALL "CREATING ORDER OUT OF CHAOS". THEY CREATE A SITUATION SUCH AS BOMB THREATS AND NATIONAL SECURITY SCARES (TERRORIST THREATS). THEY FORCE FEAR UPON THE PEOPLE AND THEY COME IN AND SAY "WE'LL SAVE YOU". THE PEOPLE GIVE THEM MONEY TO EVENTUALLY BECOME SLAVES (BIG BROTHER WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU DO). THE END RESULT IS THE PEOPLE GIVE THEM COMPLETE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING AND IT'S HANDED TO THEM ON A SILVER PLATTER … I'm sure you heard of the Rothchilds, Builderbergers, Rockerfellers, Louis Strong, Debairs , etc… In 1992, This elite group handed everything they had to one man. Revelations says that this man would have a wound that appears (looks like, seems) like a wound that caused death but was healed. He even does inspections on United States Military Bases. He was giving the Naval Base in San Fransisco. The "Admirals House" on that base has a elevator shaft that goes down to the Submarine pens under the Pacific Shelf ( he can bring in submarines or whatever else he wants without anyone having a clue)… This man is Makail Gorbashev , the old (and still ) president of the U.S.S.R. - Revelations says he'll be a great man of peace and by peace he will destroy many …Could it be one and the same-theres a whole lot more than this pointing at him but it would take two pages to type out the basics -- I'm only stating the truth's i've accumlated - please check everything youselves ( blessed is the man who seeks to see if those things are so ) So, Do good people go to Heaven? Yes, of course, that is if there were any people good enough. "THERE IS NONE RIGHTEOUS, NO, NOT ONE…", We all fall far short of the Heavenly Father's holy rightousness. We may often say," If I do the best I can and treat everyone fairly, I'll go to Heaven." But honestly, have any one of us done the absolute best we can to treat everyone as they wanted to be treated? Jesus was onced asked: "Master, which is the great commandment in the law?" Without hesitation Jesus answered, "THOU SHALT LOVE THE LORD THY GOD WITH ALL THY HEART, AND WITH ALL THY SOUL, AND WITH ALL THY MIND. THIS IS THE FIRST AND GREAT COMMANDMENT. AND THE SECOND IS LIKE UNTO IT, THOU SHALT LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF." When we compare our lives to God's holy standards,all our good works fall short of his absolute righteousness. THEREFORE; REPENT, REPENT, REPENT. (ASK GOD FOR FORGIVENESS, AND ASK, AND ASK , AND ASK ) FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND !!! "THE TIME IS FULFILLED, AND THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND: REPENT YE, AND BELEIVE THE GOSPEL." MARK 1, CH. 15 ……… The truth is "There is none righteous,no,not one…" We stand condemned by a holy God who must judge our sin. We are sinners in need of a Savior. It is impossible then for anyone to good enough for Heaven. On the Cross of Calvary Jesus opened the way for sinners to stand before a righteousGod. "All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on Him (Jesus) the iniquity of us all." ISAIAH 53:6 The Lord Jesus took the punishment for our sins so that we could be declared righteous before God. He "who knew no sin" bore our sins on the cross being made "sin for us… that we might be made the righteousness of God in Him." Do good people go to heaven? BAD QUESTION, THERE ARE NO GOOD PEOPLE. But through the righteousness of Jesus Christ, sinners like you and me can be sure of Heaven as our final destination. If you believe that Jesus Christ died in your place and rose again from the dead, you can come to him now, by praying something like this… Lord , thank you for taking my punishment for my sins. I know that I could never be fit for heaven without you. So I invite you into my life to be my Lord and Savior. SPREAD THE GOOD WORD, PASS ON THIS MESSAGE.